The horrors I have faced thus far

1. Trans-dimensional beasts biting chunks out of my heart.
2. Trans-dimensional pigs biting chunks out of my heart.
3. A hideously mutated cat with bad breath with its teeth in my brain, throatily whispering 'calm' while it shakes my head about.
4. Creeps getting vicarious thrills watching my imagined fantasies whilst masturbating.
5. Being accused of being 'vile' and 'arrogant' as I attempt to decouple myself from definition from the context of a social construct so that I can accurately construct a safety mechanism for the quantum computer which holds the universe together from crashing fucking terribly.
6. A doctor from the 3rd century snipping at my brain and carelessly cracking my brain stem whilst I'm fully conscious .
7. Having my dreams burned as fuel for some demented future where everybody laughs and is happy due to the terrible things they (are possibly unaware they) do to others. (That's the joke).
8. Being harassed and abused daily for years. 
9. More recently, having a voice in my ear that never shuts up.
10. Slowly being tuned into idiocy by those who need to control my brain, constantly tormented by the memory of intelligence and the lack of idiocy to which it led.
11. Being nuked. Almost forgot that one.
12. ...