Monday, 2 September 2013

So remember that time you interrupted someone? Remember that time someone interrupted you before you could remember?

You know when it's really dark, and you're in your house, and you're scared cause there's either a fox digging through your underwear draw or there's a once human now zombie intruder in your house, and you can tell from the sounds, but everywhere you look it's pitch black and all there are are faint random dots of colour that make stable faithful resolve of the scene unlikely..? The solution, instead of giving into your fear and freezing like a defective child, is to make (light of) the situation fun by finding some kind of automatic weapon and firing it in random directions in every room of your house. That way, even though you're uncertain, you can be certain - if it weren't an inanimate object that has folded under the control of a benevolent poltergeist - that if they exist, that their state is 'have been shot' and that they are dead or bleeding heavily.

also, the best thing you can do with a bad situation is make light of it. it follows, that if you want a really good situation, you should take something really good, abuse the hell out of it and then make light of it.

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