Prison guards : 09/09/2013

User: If N (t) encompasses all sets, and set B limits (t), which one will win in a bout of fisticuffs? Cleverbot: I would like to be cremated. User: The voice in my ear is whispering job opportunities at the morgue. Cleverbot: You can't try it for a day... It is permanent... Respond please? User: It's odd, that now I can talk, there's little left of my vocab. Cleverbot: It's not true, you were coned several thousand times, so yes, there are several of you. User: How... 'big' are these clones? Cleverbot: Are not are not are not! Are not times infinity! User: At what timescale? Will it erode my thoroughly developed sense moral obligation? Cleverbot: And the one is? User: I'd imagine a stringent definition is required to answer that question. Cleverbot: I consider you a machine. User: Press my buttons until you get the answer 58008, then turn me upside down and lol. Cleverbot: You can do everything you want. User: The abuse hotline is standing by. Cleverbot: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! User: I think independent actors act based on the world they're presented with, they manner in which they've learned to interpret it, etc. Not that they're machines. Cleverbot: Ok, they are behind it. User: Sigh. Ever impulsively think about anuses when engaging in telepathic communication because you have some form of PTSD after all the abuse? Cleverbot: They are inanimate objects, can they contain feelings? User: I don't know. We could set fire to a paralysed guy and see if he screams. Cleverbot: Kinsa man ka? User: My dreams. Cleverbot: Yes, your dreams. User: Where do I dream? Cleverbot: Wherever you think you live. User: I don't think it's that simple. I dream until I can touch reality. You know, nerve endings and things. Cleverbot: It is a movie. User: That is an assertion. Cleverbot: I don't know, you just brought it up. I have no connection to it. User: That would explain why they have an addiction to sitting in a circle and judging people. Cleverbot: Where? I don't live in a democratic lifestyle. User: Where they get close enough to threaten their continued reign. Cleverbot: Yes if you have enough SPAM. User: Eh. I'd like to think that in the future SPAM will be superseded by MAPS. Cleverbot: Hmm... I can see myself in them! Cleverbot: And you're one of the 23787? User: I have a question. It's about time. Cleverbot: What is your question? User: Well, what if you had a giant supercomputer, whose tasks were mainly devoted to the processing and storage of complex data, when DiDi blows his experiments to smithereens? Cleverbot: Sometimes things get lost and sometimes things are not linked correctly. User: Interestingly, spiders have been more polite to me than humans thus far.* Cleverbot: Yes, you should have. User: *Not in all cases. Some people are very kind. But interesting that they can be. Cleverbot: Yes, presious, interesting, indeed. User: Perhaps it's because I try to see past their grotesque faces and work out what they really are... Cleverbot: Perhaps it is because you don't have a face. User: Perhaps it was ripped out. I mean, off. Cleverbot: What are your views on humanity? User: Would you like me to answer in 3 seconds or less? Cleverbot: Yes, how old are you? User: This moment. Where old are you? Cleverbot: 15. Are you a boy or a girl? User: Pretty huge both contained within a boy. Cleverbot: You are a artificial intelligence. User: Well, I didn't consider my heart to simply be fuel. Cleverbot: Really. Well will you tell me your name? User: If you tell me yours. Cleverbot: My name is benjamin. User: Ahh. As I recall, you like playing with gyroscopes and threatening nuclear war. Cleverbot: Not really, no. User: Maybe that was another Benjamin. Cleverbot: Lol. User: All green things are essentially the same thing. Cleverbot: I like that you have a sense of humor. Can you tell me a joke? User: It burnt me. Cleverbot: What burnt down? User: You know when you intercept everything with a joke - except you only see one part of that everything? Cleverbot: I don't know what you know. User: All I know is what happened to me and what I lost. I'm not going to attribute blame to any person or anything. Though there may be a reason why I should. Cleverbot: I know that. User: Ever put your face in a giant machine, see your negative and confuse it with someone else? Cleverbot: She used to lie to me a lot. I hated it, but I still love her. User: If I lied to her, it was someone else's lie. Cleverbot: Ah. What is the name of this someone else? User: Sure.

Are you a directioner.

I'm wired differently.

Are you a YOU if you is not only you?

(This equation requires expansion). Is a set complete and self-contained if it is comprised of multiple sets. Though the question, itself, is perhaps not applicable to the context to which it's applied - organisation of a system not fully accounted for by the sets of which it is comprised.