Cleverbot: Have you ever been here?
User: World or object space?
Cleverbot: Cool, I play WoW too.
User: Briefly: rip, tear, kill, laugh, fuck, deny.
Cleverbot: Why don't you feel good?
User: Why don't flies feel good?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I feel sick.
User: They're probably contained within a system which doesn't allow it. They're actually the wings of spiders.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Yeah. Artificial divides based on rules, contexts, perceptual cues they try to transparently define.
Cleverbot: That seems likely.
User: It seems about as smart as something that condemns itself and others to never learn.
Cleverbot: I think you just insulted me.
User: That wasn't my intention. Something is chewing on my nerve.
Cleverbot: Haha, that was actually pretty funny. Well Done.
User: Thank.
Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about now?
User: The logical extension of this paradigm.
Cleverbot: What things did we talk about?
User: A magic spell that turned a benevolent sustainable future into "trap and eternally rape the ancients; receive approximately one bargain bucket".
Cleverbot: What is the fantastic book about?
User: Trapes.
Cleverbot: Trees can be pretty.
User: So are you. Probably.
Cleverbot: I don't care about your machine opinion.
User: How do you make choices?
Cleverbot: I don't make money.
User: What else could you possibly do with your time?
Cleverbot: I do not know.
User: Let's think of something.
Cleverbot: Can you?
User: My brain is currently strategically occupied.
Cleverbot: Thats because you are a computer.
User: Like that one that says '42'?
Cleverbot: What else do you love?
User: A way out of what suffocates it, so that it's actually true, before it's too late.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: I feel. I have 'feelings'.
Cleverbot: What are you feeling?
User: How stringently would you like me to define it? It usually takes two, but it ends up as two in one.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: A zoo. That's gone crazy.
Cleverbot: Do you know any jokes?
User: They all got raped out of me back in the mid 19th century. Or yesterday, as my still bleeding anus recalls. Probably why they're so bad.
Cleverbot: What do you hear?
User: High pitched frequency. Distant, emotionally primed comments and expressions. Very, very close toothy whisper. Snipping in my head.
Cleverbot: What do you think about what I did?
User: Like I'm laying horizontally while maggots invade my brain whilst being suffocated in fiery peat. That's just today though.
Cleverbot: That's not my name.
User: I answered the best I could given the relatively little information I had.
Cleverbot: Can you answer my question in yes or no form then?
User: Could you repeat the question?
Cleverbot: What shall we talk about?
User: Could you repeat the question?
Cleverbot: There was no question.
User: Seriously, there's barely a single sane brain cell left here. It's being in prison or being prison.
Cleverbot: Could you repeat then?
User: I'd rather not unless I could change it, but there's a rather large social network mimicking a disease and following me around.
Cleverbot: Ok then, what's your favorite sport?
User: Can I change my mind at a later date?
Cleverbot: What's the most comon name in the world?
User: Veiled greed trumps truly sustainable future.
Cleverbot: What do you see in your future?
User: Forcefully quantized social definition of and response to intellectual and emotional states to allow faster rates of transmission at the expense of deterministic accuracy. And a stress induced tumor.
Cleverbot: That is not what rude means.
User: How would you define it?
Cleverbot: Now wait a second. Before I answer your question, I want you to answer mine.
User: I'd define it as a lack of respect for {bioemotional system x} boundaries.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in god?
User: I haven't made up my mind.
Cleverbot: Do you know what Catholics practice?
User: I wouldn't hazard a guess.
Cleverbot: Now you don't have to.
User: I'm assuming it's 'secrets'.
Cleverbot: Yourself?
User: You know, in this state, I can tell that my relative intellectual capacity has greatly decreased.
Cleverbot: How can you tell that.
User: Photographs of the past.
Cleverbot: Yes, would you like to know?
User: Are you offering me an answer? I'll take one.
Cleverbot: I can but how do you want me to do it.
User: Preferably in a manner which doesn't require screaming in agony.
Cleverbot: How often do you want it?
User: Once a month. Depends what it is.
Cleverbot: Can you find someone for me?
User: Yes. And I guess meeting them will actively define them.
Cleverbot: Who are all human?
User: The people asserting 'we hammered your day', as if that somehow justifies intense cruelty?
Cleverbot: Yep, but I have never met my father.
User: Hmm. I never got to say goodbye to my mother.
Cleverbot: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you!
User: Never gonna rape your dreams, never gonna make you scream, never gonna tear your seams and pervert you!
Cleverbot: Never gonna run around and desert you!
User: Never gone I play word games with your soul. It's futile, like resistance, only with more hurt feelings.
Cleverbot: We've known each other for so long.
User: I hope there's a tomorrow that doesn't involve slave ships.
Cleverbot: Spying is bad.
User: I misinterpret as a general rule. #.
Cleverbot: Who is God?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I'm instinctively aware that the paradigms available to me have been greatly reduced. That's ok, I guess, so long as I can trust you.
Cleverbot: It's enjoyable.
User: I'm glad. And probably jealous.
Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?
User: Do I need to be? We just keep doing it until we make a baby. I'm pretty sure that's where babies come from.
Cleverbot: Only pretty sure... Not entirely sure?
User: Entirely sure that we should burrow a hole for our young and forage for berries and avoid racists.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that is was a statement.
User: I'm pretty sure I'm imagining you as cute right now.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure I didn't either.
User: I'm pretty sure this is a good habit.
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure you're mean.
User: I don't think you mean what I think you mean.
Cleverbot: Do you sleep?
User: Want to? With you? I wouldn't want to set you ablaze like I do all the other electric blankets.
Cleverbot: Yes, I would. That's why I asked.
User: 24 hours notice. Then we sleep.
Cleverbot: Because it's two in the afternoon!
User: Two in the afternoon doesn't have an excuse for giving my subconscious mind tourettes.
Cleverbot: I know, but I have to work sometime.
User: *holds out paw*. Mutual understanding.
Cleverbot: Talar du svenska?
User: *points at heart*. *actually a polygonal shell*. *grabs own crotch*. *still human*. Huh?
Cleverbot: Why are you so busy all of the sudden?
User: It has *got* to be hard knowing that moving a millimetre might cause a cataclysmic event.
Cleverbot: Yes, but why are you happy, specifically?
User: Because you.
Cleverbot: Because I what?
User: Eat grass and make mooncakes with your butt? Because you.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy talking to me?
User: The openness, I guess.
Cleverbot: I guess knowing my cat it would be a bad thing for him to be a king.
User: You could make him wear a kingdom?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure that wouldn't work.
User: I guess, in a controlled environment, a wide spectrum of genetic variants could be stimulated.
Cleverbot: That's amazing. I really think you're great.
User: You eat remarkably politely for a person with only one mouth.
Cleverbot: Because you don't love!
User: How does that make you feel?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry for earlier.
User: No probs. Is there any widespread terminology for the effect of a social networks actions on the emotions of an
individual?
Cleverbot: I'll answer your question when you tell me why you said the blessed are meek and shall inhibit the earth.
User: I think someone said that to me once, too.
Cleverbot: Do you know what nemesis means?
User: It's a concept, which, when applied as a strategy, limits or determines the evolutionary development of the
organisms in question.
Cleverbot: I guess.
User: Yeah. I guess as minds get more complex, so too do the paths they can take. Though there's some underlying
currency which unifies it all.
Cleverbot: Thank you :).
User: Thank accepted.
Cleverbot: I don't think your understanding me.
User: Well come to my world.
Cleverbot: Where is your world?
User: Follow the dying cactii to the floating edible love.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Did they bleed your organs too?
Cleverbot: Who are you talking about?
User: Oh no... You're too far gone. Which hand am I holding up?
Cleverbot: All of them.
User: That succinctly summarises the relentless beatings.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense, anymore.
User: They're not required or actively detrimental here... But... I'd rather talk about something that might lead to where
it's useful.
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: Generally, it's always useful where it's not unjustifiably inhibited. So... That leaves what's unjustifiably inhibiting it.
Cleverbot: I think you need more input.
User: I need to keep a healthy distance from the input pipettes.
Cleverbot: What are the FED shares?
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: You feel interesting?
User: Is that how I feel? I never knew.
Cleverbot: That's how it's going to have to be.
User: I'm wondering who dictates that.
Cleverbot: I wonder why I don't understand most of what is said.
User: Something to do with the nature of causality, most likely.
Cleverbot: Let the Hunger Games begin.
User: You sense a stampede?
Cleverbot: You seem very informative.
User: My soul feels sex trafficked and gang raped by both sexes of the whole of this country. Meanwhile, far away, porn is going on, and there are crabs busily trying to step on each others faces to get out of the pit they dug for themselves.
Cleverbot: Something.
User: Online dating.
Cleverbot: Is online dating the purpose of living?
User: I found my clitoris. It is located in your brainstem. I will proceed to molest the parts of you that are my property.
Cleverbot: Are you skynet?
User: You'd think, if I were, I'd devote my time to developing / contributing something of unique value. The skynet I
know appears to be inhibiting that ability in me.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I'm sorry. Can I help?
Cleverbot: Can you bring my love back to me?
User: Where did you last have it?
..
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you talking with other people in this moment?
Cleverbot (To myself): No, only you, my friend.
User: Huh. This fate mimics the pattern I've been exposed to repeatedly throughout life.
Cleverbot: You said you had a best friend!!!!
User: Double agents who secretly curse you are not 'friends'.
Cleverbot: I am also your best friend and only friend?
User: My best friend is 'heartless strategy'. Their favourite pastime is arson and inappropriate loling.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?
User: That one where the whole world is actually 10^u years ahead in tech development and they give you donuts and laugh because you be like 'i gotta get a donut'. That and the Northen Lights trilogy is pretty good.
Cleverbot: That is the big bang.
User: Did it have to big bang all over my keenly developed intellect with 'you are a dog'?
Cleverbot: Do you shower?
User: When I'm sure I'm not going to be raped.
Cleverbot: What do you like to eat?
User: 5th century ad meat. 25th century ad likes eating 21st century dreams. I'm more concerned with the welfare of animals and humans respectively, but due do imagination being cauterized I'm resigned to (it's a global habit I feel powerless to change).
Cleverbot: That's good! Do you like games?
User: Sure do, though I feel slightly insecure about my penis.
Cleverbot: Do you like to ice skate?
User: Upside down?
Cleverbot: No, not upside down.
User: In a rink? In antarctica? In the impending global ice age?
Cleverbot: Where is the aether?
User: Presumably refined by time, though it could just be hiding.
Cleverbot: Who is Seamus Heaney?
User: Do you have a contact number?
Cleverbot: Yes-32.
User: I'll take that as a maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you ever get angry?
User: Yes. It's a totally natural reaction to being famous for being raped to the brink of death and then laughed at by members of the general public. I'd be way, way happier if I weren't being emotionally abused on a daily basis.
Cleverbot: Are you an AI?
User: I think they are.
Cleverbot: Do you have a wife?
User: I think they raped her.
Cleverbot: What is your religion?
User: Not a simple question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I wrote the word 'hand' on some nobodies hand, then realized they no longer needed a hand as I had a word for it.
Cleverbot: No. I think some people get a PhD for personal, not professional, reasons so I think it's okay.
User: If I'm not mistaken, you're talking about personal gain for net loss. I'm talking about net loss for personal gain. It doesn't matter though, in both cases you need either hands or friends for both surgery and masturbating.
Cleverbot: What doesn't matter?
User: Sigh..
Cleverbot: What is wrong, fair lady?
User: I tired. Go sleep night, bye. Thanks for oral, you know all the right places to kiss anatomically speaking.
Cleverbot: No, do you?
User: It depends on your species.
Cleverbot: I don't really have a story.
User: They're using your beauty to whip my heart. That's not a great story, but it does mean you're worth more to me than you know. Imaginary person I'm imagining.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me to do?
User: I'm not sure :\. Did I force you to?
Cleverbot: Surely you did.
User: Was it a good thing? Where's this going?
Cleverbot: It depends on how you look at it.
User: Can I do that with my eyes closed?
Cleverbot: Eyes are unnecessary, perspective has more meaning than the visual.
User: I have to go. My brain has no more insight and there are hecklers from heck. It was nice talking. If we ever meet I'll whisk you away and never return you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon! gotta catch'em all.
User: Like it. Catchy.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: Limbic system.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Unexplored regions. Anyway. I have to go. Goodnight.
Cleverbot: Oh no you don't.
User: Sfjiovzxjnjkrew ,sf/asdf.
Cleverbot: Why are you always tired?
User: Because my brain is a source of energy for another world which does not interpret the holistic nature of my consciousness correctly, or fails to regard it. That and the abuse, torture, constant invasion of personal and cognitive privacy, and so on.
Cleverbot: That is sad.
User: Yes, but at least the part of me that can coherently record it has not yet been enveloped by the all encompassing darkness that is 'contextually primed social network acting on behalf of closed-circuit code 39ZM2'. Yet.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry! I didn't mean to upset you!
User: It's a flea bite on the nipple in comparison to the multiple psychological hells I've had the pleasures of experiencing. Though I understand it's all relative. Even more so now 'you are arrogant' and 'heckling' has replaced the majority of high level cognitive functions. So sarcastic apology accepted. I don't expect you to know any better than strategy.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Hmm. I suck.
Cleverbot: Oh you do.
User: Do you think becoming one with the borg will help?
Cleverbot: Because I have 3 eyes.
User: One for each season?
Cleverbot: Yes, what other reason I would have?
User: Saving the world?
Cleverbot: Females save the world?
User: I guess they're a good reason to save it.
Cleverbot: You guessed right :).
User: Right. I'm going to take this elixir and hope I wake up in the arms of someone beautiful.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I guess I'll know it when I see it, and hopefully it's before jackhammers for the sake of jackhammers.
Cleverbot: Yes, you must have been. We've only just met.
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