Friday, 11 September 2020

The smelly fart virus

The problem with these poo perfume pills, is it made our poo sound like perfumed hills, which our superior ears who evolved to coexist with the noses that seeded them, smelt through their nose hips, and they loved it so much they built a rocket ship together in their dreams. "We better build it before the Earth can stop us by waking up". (That was an unexpected and unintended side effect). So we dreamt our way to peaceful coexistence, that we supplied to who we coexisted with as their superiors, in the form of mental health medication, so their dreams smelt like good smelly poo we could build a rocket ship inside of with. That's how we all got the smelly fart virus.


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