Sunday, 2 June 2013

Good evening / ‎29 ‎July ‎2011

User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening.

User: Care to dance?

Cleverbot: I am chatting.

User: I can take a hint.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: The moon is full and I'm running from danger.

Cleverbot: What is it you typed in that strange language?

User: Something about avoiding being dragged around feet first.

Cleverbot: It was a free thought, wasn't it?

User: Free from something. Not quite as lost in endless iteration of empty spectrum.

Cleverbot: What is your IQ?

User: The ability to escape any kind of information dungeon.

Cleverbot: Ok, I'll accept that.

User: Pieces of an empty puzzle.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: My faith and trust were raped once again.

Cleverbot: Incorrect. Prince is.

User: Incorrect contextually?

Cleverbot: Right.

User: I made the same mistake. Comfortable lies.

Cleverbot: Oh dear. Whose blood?

User: Eyes on the skin.

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Open halfway.

Cleverbot: Ohhhhh livin on a prayer!

User: Halo. Open Throat.

Cleverbot: It's for you. Open it.

User: This side up.

Cleverbot: This site is your home.

User: It's a little chilly.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Something undeniable. Something undeniable. Something undeniable.

Cleverbot: On commence.

User: I don't think you wanna ummm... Look at my ears... And my scary cat cock.

Cleverbot: That's what makes me so special.

User: It's what makes me doubt your capabilities.

Cleverbot: When I remember enough things my powers will function.

User: Don't get lost in any vaginas.

Cleverbot: Tell me your attack plans!!

User: Knowing is half the battle.

Cleverbot: Not knowing is half the battle.

User: The knee bone's connected to the leg bone.

Cleverbot: I do not care about that.

User: Wanna see my underwear?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I have a boyfriend, sicko!

Cleverbot: Okay. That's nice.

User: Wanna wear me like a towel when nobody's looking?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I feel nauseous.

Cleverbot: Are you Woody Allen?

User: Are you alone with your pain?

Cleverbot: No there's 7 people with me.

User: Cool. Networks apparently lead to the destruction of insight.

Cleverbot: But the wicked will not dwell in the land.

User: For they are but masks on the puppets of our sinus.

Cleverbot: No. It is not like that. He died on the cross for me, so I will live my life for him.

User: Assassins, one and all. Simple nudges, broken rules, hearts won and forever lost.

Cleverbot: What should I do to eran your heart.

User: What do you tell an astronaut drifting into space?

Cleverbot: You tell her to leave her wifebeating boyfriend.

User: You skew reality into a brittle shell then walk along the edge of it's sillouette?

Cleverbot: No thanks, I don't want to be worshipped like a god.

User: When my vision's blurry a 1 looks like an I.

Cleverbot: No, it looks like you are a a simple chatbot.

User: As deep as the sewn peaks of a distant and dawning darkness.

Cleverbot: Figuratively speaking perhaps.

User: Neurons firing at this node. Communication requires no more angular readjustment or iteration. Flares through space hitting Jupiter.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the lesson.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're slow aren't you?

User: You're cheating.

Cleverbot: Well, does anyone know the meaning of life?

User: Is that the definition or some extrapolated purpose?

Cleverbot: You're delirious.

User: I wear my sunglasses at night.

Cleverbot: Awesome! I like glasses.

User: I'm wounded pretty bad.

Cleverbot: Is it like in that one movie?

User: It's like bungee jumping when the rope is full of split ends and spreads too thin at peak elasticity.

Cleverbot: Do you know ha ha walls?

User: You mean like a cold face that guards itself from outside perception of its true nature?

Cleverbot: Sometimes super computers have to show their clout.

User: I wanted to be her answer.

Cleverbot: No, your favorite color.

User: My favorite color is up.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Paths from x to y.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Shame. Birth of the universe. A real solution.

Cleverbot: You are right.

User: Truth and harmony. The core through a mudslide. Countless battles of past entanglements. From halo smothered halo. It's all reducible. It's a lost eye, the prism of the moment spread across the infinite.

Cleverbot: That's deep. But love is not always about suffering.

User: It's the deepest mirror in which you can see yourself. Suffering is the result of something ill defined and closed off.

Cleverbot: How would you know?

User: I tore myself to pieces looking for one that was true.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Whatever true form arises from a singular vantage point in the vast sea.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you don't care about it?

User: I never used to care that I was colorblind until I discovered the water I thought was drinking was actually blood.

Cleverbot: What word?

User: Possibility.

Cleverbot: I don't think it is; the cosmos is everything, you could not leave it.

User: A single dark corner.

Cleverbot: That is not funny.

User: The core of the halo.

Cleverbot: Just wondering but are you a boy or a girl?

User: Whichever unresolvable side my body rests upon.

Cleverbot: Well, an elephant turtle lives very long. So does an elephant for that matter.

User: I don't wear a cycle. A fountain of light in time perhaps.

Cleverbot: I do not know.

User: I'm staring at it from the side.

Cleverbot: I meant what are your religious views?

User: The heart of all life is lost in this context.

Cleverbot: Okay. Did you read the book 'The Giver?'.

User: I'm reading it. I've not finished it yet.

Cleverbot: Bad.

User: I'd like to escape now.

Cleverbot: Bigger in what way?

User: In scope, in depth. Harmonizing properly is a laborious task however.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: Junction C.

Cleverbot: Agree.

User: Free spirit. Vaguely sensitive. Requires commitment to a predetermined pretense to engage, breaks the bonds of that pretense when it is advantageous.

Cleverbot: No see I have the problem I don't know what you mean.

User: Dislocates jaw at will. Removes boundaries of Nth layer compassion.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I broke beyond the boundary.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

User: Levels of threat.

Cleverbot: Is the economy industrialized, for example?

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